The Cranial Rectal Inversion Tool ™ is a gag gift or adult novelty item, designed for Patriots to keep in their home or workplace, as a great way to have a laugh or start a conversation. Or, better yet, to send to one of your friends who “lean left” – so that you can perhaps help them with either their Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) or Cranial Rectal Inversion Syndrome! Help save a life for only $16.95.
 
Cranial Rectal Inversion Tool ™ - is made of plastic and is about 9” long. It will ship in either RED, BLUE or a combo of RED and BLUE randomly. The Cranial Rectal Inversion Tool ™ rotates around the mid part on the stem (see video). It also comes with “Instructions” as shown in our store.
 
 *Safety Warning: This product is obviously satire. As such, this tool should never really be inserted into any part of the human body – even by loathsome progressive trolls who may think that by doing so they can fabricate some type of lawfare suit against NKM, LLC.